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"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

What’s your wish?

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phandom-doodles:

phandom-doodles:

I don’t even know…

OH MY GOD GUYS 10,000 NOTES!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS!!!!

phandom-doodles:

phandom-doodles:

I don’t even know…

OH MY GOD GUYS 10,000 NOTES!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS!!!!

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megthecookie:

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dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

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peabodysfedora:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes

"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."

#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)

"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."

"Diarrhea on both your houses!"

#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow

"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”

THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME

BUMEO AND JULIASS

I love it! I’m crying, it’s so perfect: “do you wipe your bum at us sir?” Damn.
crystallewis

As an English major and actress, I can say without hesitation this is one of the best interpretations of R&J I’ve ever seen.  And I’ve seen a buttload.

chriscevans:

CHRIS EVANS AND TOM HIDDLESTON, LIFE RUINERS…

This is for scififreak35.

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alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

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setbabiesonfire:

strangebiology:

The Cuttlefish - The Kings of Camouflage (PBS/Nova)

The cuttlefish can change its color, pattern, shape, and texture on command to blend into their environs, communicate with other cuttlefish, and to threaten potential predators. They can also produce undulating lights to confuse their prey. These cephalopods are considered among the most intelligent invertebrates.

If you don’t think cephalopods are the tightest shit you’re wrong.

All rad, but do I have to be the person to point out that the first one looks like a wandering vagina?

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hiddlestonadmirer:

torrilla:

Jim Beaver: First day working with Tom Hiddleston. He is my ideal as an actor: brilliant, reliable, human, decent, open, and friendly. He charmed my daughter as he has charmed me. I think my kid charmed him, too. This is a fellow I could joyfully spend the rest of my career working with. He’s that good and that generous.

Excuse me while I go into a corner and cry …

And in a good turn, Jim Beaver (who played Ellsworth on “Deadwood” and a recurring guest on “Supernatural”), who is a beloved actor himself and known to be an all-around great guy, brought this out today.  It really makes me happy to see actors respect other actors for their craft and character.

hiddlestonadmirer:

torrilla:

Jim Beaver: First day working with Tom Hiddleston. He is my ideal as an actor: brilliant, reliable, human, decent, open, and friendly. He charmed my daughter as he has charmed me. I think my kid charmed him, too. This is a fellow I could joyfully spend the rest of my career working with. He’s that good and that generous.

Excuse me while I go into a corner and cry …

And in a good turn, Jim Beaver (who played Ellsworth on “Deadwood” and a recurring guest on “Supernatural”), who is a beloved actor himself and known to be an all-around great guy, brought this out today.  It really makes me happy to see actors respect other actors for their craft and character.

(via ifuckinghatetomhiddleston)

myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals, via shtoopy)

Tom Hiddleston - Labyrinth of Shakespeare

And my Future Husband succinctly puts one of the many reasons I enjoy performing Shakespeare.

(Source: hiddlesy, via ifuckinghatetomhiddleston)