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whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics, via shtoopy)

securelyinsecure:

Happy Birthday, Jessica Williams!

Jessica joined The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2012 at the tender age of 22, making her the show’s youngest cast member ever as well as its first black female correspondent.

“It’s impossible to be perfect, and you won’t do a good job if you’re too focused on proving yourself to others. Instead, I try to envision myself succeeding in whatever I’m doing.”

(via smartgirlsattheparty)

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ydrill:

Cats in love

If I can’t afford to be a crazy cat lady in person, then damnit, I’ll be a crazy cat lady on Tumblr.

(via goodstuffhappenedtoday)

beatonna:

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff 

Reason #48659 I love Kate Beaton.

beatonna:

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff 

Reason #48659 I love Kate Beaton.

lauriethescott:

augenss:

- Tupac Shakur

I wonder.

I feel like Tupac and Martin Luther would have gotten along swimmingly.

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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smartgirlsattheparty:

heytinafey:

in which diane keaton falls in love with amy poehler

Diane, our love for her is eternal as well. Welcome to the Party :)